Teaching grannies to suck eggs, perhaps, but here’s a cautionary tale for computer simpletons/phobics/the blissfully ignorant.
Just when I could least afford to (in every sense), I’ve been forced to learn rather a lot of computer techie stuff – and not just about esoteric screen-top niceties. Don’t wait until your hitherto completely reliable computer/laptop decides to start misbehaving as suddenly and seriously as mine did two weeks ago to realize that we are all now, whether we like it or not, utterly dependent on bl**dy computers. This is particularly true as we make greater demands on them, often without realizing how demanding these new tasks are. It’s not enough to stay virus and spy-ware free; you have to undertake a little self-tutoring in order to know at least enough to cope when the crisis comes. And it will. If it can happen to me – religious system-cleaning scanner and backer-upper that I am – then it will, it some point, happen to you.
Symptom? – complete system instability. Cause? – reaching the ‘tipping point’ where my beloved laptop (less than 2 years old!) simply hadn’t the ‘legs’ to cope with the demands of PhD-land. Solution? – I had to buy a brand new laptop. Result? – poverty tempered by bliss (for now, at least) courtesy of Toshiba.
But at least I learned a lot en route. If you are attached to an educational institution there will be numerous financial benefits offered by your internal Computer Services/IT department. And if you are registered for a PhD, remember that they should now treat you as ‘staff’. To my pleasant surprise, mine did. So do check out your own IT home page, particularly before you buy software – and particularly anything from Micros**t. Full Office will cost you c.£250 on the open market. There is a 3/4 size ‘Student and Teacher’ version available for around £100. Don’t buy either if you are an Institutionalized Person. I went through the QMUL IT Dept and got full Office Pro for just £72 from a great firm in Wales called Pugh who are licensed to sell Office to the ‘educationally attached’ in the UK. Thanks to them, and cclonline, a great e-tailer in Bradford, I’m skint, but £250 or so less skint than I would otherwise have been.
And I now have two functioning computers. The happy ending is that the old one didn’t quite die, and by stripping it back closer to its basics it is still perfectly serviceable as a back-up. So the moral of the story is: don’t wait until your computer literally explodes/implodes. Along with your work. And your sanity.